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Family Ski News | May 24, 2017

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Snow jokes

How do snowmen travel?… By icicle, of course.

With record levels of snow in the Alps, here at the FamilySkiNews office, we’re on the hunt for snowman jokes…

While we’re on the snowman theme, we’d also like to remind you about the fantastic deal in St Anton at the moment.  Once again this premier Austrian resort is offering its special Snowman ski pass for 2013/14: for all children aged 8 years and under, the Snowman pass costs just €10 and is valid for all lifts for the whole season.

Please send us your snowman jokes and pictures/photos to our facebook page, or email them to us at contact@familyskinews.com and we’ll add them to our website as soon as we get them.

 

 

Here are a few for starters…

Q: What do cool snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.

Q: What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf?
A: You hang around while I go on ahead.

 

 

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Ice-bergers.

Q: What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
A: Chilly sauce.

 

 

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife hang above the snow-baby’s crib?
A: A snowmobile.

 

 

 

Q: What sort of cakes do snowmen like best?
A: Ones with thick icing.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes (their favourites are Frosties!)

 

 

 

Q: Which type of cereal do snowmen like best?
A: Frosties.

Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A: A snowmobile.

Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

 

 

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: “Smells like carrots.”

 

 

Q: What do you call a snowman on the telephone?
A: A snowmobile.

Q: Who goes “Now you see me… now you don’t… now you see me… now you don’t”?
A: A snowman on a zebra crossing.

 

 

 

 

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